We took the boys to GameStop today to pick up a couple of games they had reserved. I don't know anything about the video games they play, so I waited in the car. While Niki and the boys are in the store a couple drives up and parks right next to me. The guy in the passenger seat opens his door...clunk! hits my door. It's tough for this moron to find his way out of the car so he bumps the door into my car again.
I put up my hands in a way that could be interpreted as meaning "Dude, I'm sitting right here!" He kind of glanced my way and started to walk away. I got out of the car and said "Dude, watch the fucking door." He said "Oh yeah, whatever, my bad." I said "No, watch the fucking door when you get out of the car...."
Of course the little douchebag talked tough, but quiet enough I really couldn't hear him, as he walked away, following his little woman in the store. Tell you what jackass.... wear your damn hat straight on your head... you don't look like a tough guy... you look like a little punk... plus it would be easy for me to take you down... you have one hand busy holding up your pants....
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Bwah ha ha ha ha!!!!
I LMAO at your comments, but I sure as hell share your sentiment.
Tip: carry an old fashioned tire valve core removal tool with you. Just a couple of twists and the next day the tough little crooked hat baggy pants boy has a flat...
Start packing some heat so you can cap his punk ass.
happened to me when i had a couple thousands miles on a car. I made the girls' parents pick up the tab.
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